The goat-saving hero pig!

When a terrified little goat almost drowned its way to Jesus, it couldn't count on the dude behind the camera to save it, but it could count on a pig friend. The pig suddenly became Captain Save-A-Goat when it jumped into the water and saved the goat's life. Okay, it's not like the pig put the goat on its back, swam to land and soothed its nerves by serenading it with Farmer Hogget's lullaby. The pig just swam to the goat and was like, "This way, bitch." But it's still a hero and the Navy SEALs should recruit it.

I know I'm supposed to say now, "That'll do, pig. That'll do."