Alien Boob Dress Steals The Show At Rome Fashion Week

We saw some awesomely ridiculous outfits at Paris Fashion Week last week, but Rome’s Fashion Week may have raised the bar even higher (in terms of boobs) with this number from the Gianni Molaro show, affectionately titled “Fishlike Alien With A Literal Boob In The Center”:

It’s kind of like, “Pan’s Labyrinth pale monster” meets “a boob.”

For the record, I do note that these types of high fashion offerings are more for artistic purposes than for actually-wearing-them purposes, but with that being said, I’ll take ten.