Hey girls, check out this car air freshener that will make your Donda Accord smell exactly like Ryan Gosling:
My oh my. What magical odoriferous compounds would combine themselves to create an air freshener modeled after Ryan Gosling’s own manmusk? What would my Mercury Milan transform into as it filled up with the aroma of this magical man?
I’m thinking initially, it would smell like your favorite grandfather’s cashmere cardigan, the fibers of which are embedded with years of pipe smoke and whiskey. Then the middle notes will appear: Grassy afternoons lounging in Central Park, drinking wine, laundry detergent followed by the unmistakable light sweat of a summer afternoon. Oh girl, wait a minute no. I’m getting some base notes. After the fact, the balmy aroma of smoking an American Spirit while laying exposed, tangled in Egyptian cotton, salty, limp with exhaustion but never wanting it to end.
That’s probably what this smells like.
My oh my. What magical odoriferous compounds would combine themselves to create an air freshener modeled after Ryan Gosling’s own manmusk? What would my Mercury Milan transform into as it filled up with the aroma of this magical man?
I’m thinking initially, it would smell like your favorite grandfather’s cashmere cardigan, the fibers of which are embedded with years of pipe smoke and whiskey. Then the middle notes will appear: Grassy afternoons lounging in Central Park, drinking wine, laundry detergent followed by the unmistakable light sweat of a summer afternoon. Oh girl, wait a minute no. I’m getting some base notes. After the fact, the balmy aroma of smoking an American Spirit while laying exposed, tangled in Egyptian cotton, salty, limp with exhaustion but never wanting it to end.
That’s probably what this smells like.
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