Smart Hollywood Person: Hey, you know who everyone likes? Ryan Gosling and Bradley Cooper. What if we–
Other Hollywood Person: What? What are you going to suggest??
Smart Hollywood Person: What if we put them in a movie together?
Other Hollywood Person: YOU ARE NOW THE PRESIDENT OF HOLLYWOOD! [Celebration automatically starts blasting]
Feast your eyes on the plot of The Place Beyond The Pines:
Luke (Gosling) is a professional motorcycle rider who turns to bank robberies [Note: If it ain't broke...] to support his newborn son, but when he crosses paths with a rookie police officer (Cooper) their violent confrontation spirals into a tense generational feud.
Cool! Hopefully they can somehow throw Robert Downey Jr. in there and rename it UndislikeableFest (which would actually be easier to remember and say than its actual title).
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